kid: Moooommmmm!
me: yes darling?
kid: She's driving me nuts! Can I just kill her?
me: Ummm…only if you think you can get away without getting caught.
kid: RATS! I've watched too much CSI, I just know they would catch me.
See, I knew that letting them watch TV would come in handy some day. It makes handling sibling rivalry so much easier!
That’s a brilliant conversation. I like your liberal but logical response too (:
OMG my daughters have asked me the same thing. TV is from heaven.