Conversation

kid: Moooommmmm!

me: yes darling?

kid: She's driving me nuts! Can I just kill her?

me: Ummm…only if you think you can get away without getting caught.

kid: RATS! I've watched too much CSI, I just know they would catch me. 

See, I knew that letting them watch TV would come in handy some day.  It makes handling sibling rivalry so much easier!