kt: Mom, what's this thing on my neck?
me: I don't see anything.
kt: Right here.
me: Sweetie, I don't see anything at all.
kt: No, Mama, this hard thing?
me: Oh…you mean your collarbone?
kt:Yeah! That's it! I really like that on me.
me: Um…that nice. It's always good to like your bones.
Sigh…somehow, it seemed so much more exciting when she discovered her belly button.