Kid: Mom, can I have a Super Bowl party?
Me: I won’t be here…you’ll have to talk to your dad about that.
Kid: Ok…when is the Super Bowl anyways?
Me: Next weekend.
Kid: Saturday or Sunday?
Me: Next Sunday
Kid: Oh. What time is it on?
Me: I have no idea…I think it’s usually around three or four.
Kid: Do you know what teams are playing?
Me: Um…nope. Not a clue.
Kid: Oh…so you don’t know what color streamers I would need to get then?
My child obviously has her priorities straight when planning a party!